I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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