Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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