my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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