I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Randomize
