Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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