I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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