in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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