The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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