do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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