I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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