I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Two words: nipple clamps
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