Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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