Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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