I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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