so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
ok first of all what the fuck
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