Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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