I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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