We got so high we made milksteak
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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