have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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