He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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