at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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