You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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