I wanna passion pit in your ass
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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