I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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