i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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