defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Semen is not good for contacts.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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