At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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