well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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