genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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