So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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