Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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