if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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