You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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