it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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