I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Alive.
So much puke
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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