i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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