did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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