Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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