My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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