Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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