I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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