Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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