She announced her abortion via fbk
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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