We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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