I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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