Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Help me help you realize you are a moron
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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