I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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