wake up i wanna do it froggy style
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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