she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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