Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It's blow job season.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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