eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I got her a Nickelback box set.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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