i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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