Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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