Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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