We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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